Brian Brown's Blog: [CampaignForLiberty] How many members of the Osambo Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

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From: Carl Spitzer <cwsiv@lavabit.com>
Date: Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 9:01 AM
Subject: [politicalhumor] How many members of the Osambo Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?
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How many members of the Osambo Administration are needed to replace a

The Answer is TEN:

1. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed even though we promised change,
we must hope the bulb wants to change itself.
2. one to attack as racist anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,
3. one to blame Bush for burning out the light bulb,
4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,
5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Government Motors for the new light bulb, which will run on green energy in some future century.
6. one to arrange a photograph of Osambo, dressed as a janitor, the only job he is qualified for, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished",
7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Osambo was literally "in the dark",
8. one to viciously smear #7
9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how Hussein Osambo has
had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the elderly and killing them early for inheritance taxes..

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